Bed Demotivational Poster
DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.
20 YEARS AGO -
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?
OOMPA LOOMPA - doopity doo tanning beds will do this to you.
BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...
SHORT STORY -
REALITY - This is the ONLY way most of us will ever get to see 2 girls kissing in bed
GOODNIGHT - Nothing said Goodnight like... A Stare across the room.
WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.
HANDJOB - Feeling lucky, punk ?
DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -
PROTECTION!? - I got a F#CKING Gundam! ...literally...
DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER - Does a dyslexic agnostic lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a Dog ?
JOSH AND JARED -
LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?
MY DREAM BEDROOM - Too bad I sleepwalk Too bad I can't swim Good Night...
OOGITY BOOGITY -
FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance
SUPERMAN - Where are you now?
THE MILLENIUM FALCON BED - I hope she deactivated her rear deflector shield.
SWEET QUOTES -
DOMINO AFFECT -
FORTUNE COOKIE - Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add "In Bed" to the end of the fortune...
LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!
CHEESE - As an artfull expression of...an explosion of a 20lb bag of mozzarella
CANCER? WHAT CANCER - Tanning beds as deadly as arsenic.’ Like, what? Isn’t that poison?”
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
Gotta Know -
WHAT IS THIS COSPLAY YOU SPEAK OF WOMAN? -
THE JOY OF BEING SINGLE -
POKER FACE - You can put it on allright. I know for a fact it was you.
PARENTING SKILLS - Rerun has always believed in being flexible
I’VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE SUCH EXQUISITE SUFFERING - As I watched you walk away I gave into panicking
WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -
DOOR LOCKS - This one's on the inside of Cubby's bedroom.
AFGHANI MOTOR CORP. - New models now available with convertible tops.
Blonde Moment #5 -
bed time stories -
SOME DAYS... - It doesn't pay to get out of bed !!
silent treatment -
I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.
ART - Really? REALLY?!
OBEDIENCE TRAINING - Fail.
Domestic Tranquility -
ISN'T IT ANNOYING -
BEING HUMAN MEANS MAKING MISTAKES - Making mistakes means making babies Making babies means not using a condom Not using a condom means being human
STOP SMOKING -
I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY -
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL -
SHUT THE HELL UP!! - don't you see those ninjas are sleeping???
SNIPERS - They are a lonely and mentally disturbed
tucked in -
HYPNIC JERK -
BEDTIME FAIRY TALES - Like the regular fairy tales. Only for adults.
IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.
KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...
RIBBED - ...for her pleasure... I know it's a low blow, but life's too short for political correctness
"COME HITHER MY DARLING" - This is how it's said in Japanese...
OMFG HONEY!!! - What the hell are you doing with the plumber in our bed?
WHAT!?! - WHERE'S MY COKE & FRIES!?!
JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.
DUBBED - i agree
CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!
MY BED -
Before you fall apart -
IN CASE YOUR FORGOT -
BED BATH & BEYOND - And you wondered what the "beyond" was.
THAT FUN CHICK -
RETIREMENT - When Your Mom Retires From Her Job, The Streets Will Get Messy
I GUESS IT'S ONLY FAIR - You ignore me now and I get to ignore you in bed.
IN LIFE -
PRIVATE INFERNO -
PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -
THE NEW JERSEY BOMB - Do not approach! Do not approach
THE TIME BOMB IS TICKING - and no one is listening, our future is fading, is there any hope we'll survive?
MITE - Yeah, you sleep with these.
THANKS FOR MAKING THE BED HONEY - The Wife Will Be Home Soon.
|PREV PAGE||NEXT PAGE|